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Essays 23 September 2019, 16:43

author: Julia Dragovic

13 Rules of Life According to The Sims

Don't trust anyone. Facts? Don't be fooled. "Facts" are merely a scheme, a global conspiracy aimed at hiding the truth from us. And let me tell you in post-truth times, the only real source of knowledge about life are The Sims, so pay good attention.

If you are a man and want to have a child, consider allowing aliens to abduct you

As Nazareth's Dan McCafferty sang: "Dream on!" - 13 Rules of Life According to The Sims - dokument - 2019-09-23
As Nazareth's Dan McCafferty sang: "Dream on!"

Ladies and gentlemen, let's get serious. We are in the twenty-first century, and we must put an end to this prudence. Pregnancy for everyone! Although... How is a regular citizen supposed to know about this, if the government is lying to us about aliens? My apologies.

We've already established that aliens do exist. Some of you have known about that, certainly, but you might have been afraid of how others would react. The only thing that's keeping men from enjoying the miracle of nativity is a shift in society and abolishing the stigmatization of inter-species relationships.

This is a very sensitive issue, and we shall not moralize, so the only advice is: if you only want to, go live the moment. Or let yourself be abducted by aliens who will get you pregnant in no time. Perhaps invest in a suitably large telescope.

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The Right Expansion at the Right Time - Interview with Sims 4: Snowy Escape Dev
The Right Expansion at the Right Time - Interview with Sims 4: Snowy Escape Dev

Snowy Escape, the latest DLC for The Sims 4, introduces Zen, Japanese landscapes, and a few new mechanics we've talked with Graham Nardone, the lead producer, about why these were the motifs they opted for, and what's to come in the future.

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