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Essays 14 February 2020, 19:34

author: Caroline Zlamanczuk

Valentine's Day Special 13 Video Game Hotties We'd Take for a Date

It's Valentine's Day. Shops are full of chocolate hearts, teddy bears, and flowers. Anyway, what plans do you have for tonight? Playing video games...? Wait. Oh, no! Today is the time for a date!

Geralt of Rivia, but only with a beard (the Witcher 3)

It's time for the podium! Let's make it absolutely clear, though the only Geralt we want is the one from the Wild Hunt, with the beard! For clarity. We like beards. And grey hair. Geralt has both.

And although some say that his success with the opposite sex is simply a matter of hype, and that Jaskier just gets him good PR, but you need to admit that the vision of dating a witcher is tempting. After all, Geralt has repeatedly proved that he can handle women. I mean, all those beautiful sorceresses could have had anyone, but they wanted Geralt.

He's intelligent, he's enigmatic, he's sarcastic, has a sharp tongue and a sharp sword, or even two this should be an unforgettable night. We all love unicorns, so we have a good starting point for conversation. He seems like the type of guy, who prefers some ancient, solstice rituals, but maybe he'd fancy a more modern version of the day of lovers? Actually, he doesn't have a choice because we're asking him out anyway. Where to? Wherever Roach takes us. That is, probably, onto some roof, where we can admire the stars.

There's one conclusion: wear beards, guys. It will pay off.

LADY NUMBER THREE

Yen is a very interesting person that we could talk to for hours, we just want to get to know her better. When asked about such desires in relation to Triss, we answered only with obscene words, which I will not quote here. We're #TeamYen FTW, and we don't hide it! With us, her violet eyes could only glisten with tears of laughter. I'd also ask about who tailors her dresses.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

Red Dead Redemption 2

Red Dead Redemption 2

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Sims 4

The Sims 4

God of War

God of War

Days Gone

Days Gone

Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

Uncharted 4: A Thief's End

The Last of Us

The Last of Us

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