9 Greatest Absurdities of Disney's Star Wars Trilogy

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• 9 Greatest Absurdities of Disney's Star Wars Trilogy
• The Starkiller shoots across the galaxy
• The Millennium Falcon was stranded for many, many years... and it still works.
• Bombers in space
• The pursuit of the Resistance fleet
• Bearded AT-ATs aren't really dangerous
• Did Palpatine have a wife on the side?
• The Emperor's grand fleet
• And where's the fleet of the First Order?

Bearded AT-ATs aren't really dangerous

Two broken man next to the main enemy forces? A film could be made about their escape alone.

Okay, Crait... Yes, Crait. I'm already omitting the fact that this scene was taken straight from the Empire Strikes Back (though I liked the sequence with Luke Skywalker). Not to mention the fact that the First Order had a fleet in orbit and the Resistance had nothing, it was driven into a "cave" – some kind of bombardment maybe? No? They sure don't have the kind of shielding Hoth had. Why don't we wait and starve them out? No?

Ok, let's leave everything. We also don't wonder how exactly all the Resistance escaped after Rey opened the back door (let's remember the fleet of the First Order was in orbit, and the Resistance had almost no ships). Let's not talk about it. Oh, let's also not ask why the big gun that the Order used to crush the gate couldn't be fixed on one of the ships. And if it had to stay on the ground, why keep pulling it closer? Limited range, or what?

I'm talking about the scene where Finn and Rose crash far from the base, it's very close to the main enemy force. By the way, Rose wanted to save her friend by ramming his racer at full speed? And now the question is: how did they get back to the base and not got shot by anyone? How?