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Boyz Don't Cry PC

"Boys Don't Cry" is an adventure game created in the old style (hand painted, two-dimensional graphics), entirely based on Olaf Lubaszenko's cinema hit from years ago, with the same title.

Adventure | point-and-click

Boyz Don't Cry Release Date PC

30March2005

developer: L'Art publisher: Axel Springer Polska Official website

English language game language: English

Boyz Don't Cry is an extraordinary. The main characters - bad ass gangsters Fred and SuPearMan - receive a secret mission, which we can't talk about right now, because we could get our heads ripped off. Anyway, it soon turns out that the mess they've fallen into is much more bizzare than it seemed at the start. And it must be said, that at the start it seemed insane enough... While on their quest, the ganstaz from dah coast will visit lots of various loc(o)ations and meet more than fifty extremely talkative characters, which have apparently been placed in the game on purpose. Through three thrilling acts (try to read that aloud!), our heroes will: go to war with a gang of drug dealers, crash several expensive cars, save a radio station from downfall, commit at least one sacrilege, and fall victims to the vicious Guy With The Beard and his conspiracy. So as not to omit anyone important, a few beautiful women shall also make an appearance. In order to win, Fred and SuPearMan will have to display such traits as: wit, sense of humour and cooperation skills. However, this will not be so easy, for fate is about to produce lots of surprises (not necessarily pleasant ones), twists, turns and other headaches. In short - there's gonna be stuff goin' on. After all, the greatest scams never went well with contemplating the sunset in tranquility. Now, did they?

GAME FEATURES:

# More than 500 pages of wild screenplay and risky dialogue!

# More than five hours of recorded dialogue, of which no more than one hour is bearable.

# More than 50 different, fully animated and speaking (unfortunately) characters. Their language is full of dialect and idiolect, which means they say stupid things and use a lot of that annoying beeep! sound.

# Almost 50 hand-drawn locations! The action takes place in three esthetically different lands. You can't beat that with a stick

# Classical drama construcion - prologue, epilogue and three acts (now, isn't that nice?)

# Bitchin' music, created by at least three composers, who have never seen each other in their lives!

# Brain-frying riddles, puzzles and mysteries, unexpected story twists that will leave you sleepless at night!

# Comic strips!

Last updated on 10 December 2007

Game mode: single player  

Media type: 1 CD

User score: 8.3 / 10 based on 787 votes.

Age restrictions Boyz Don't Cry: 12+

Boyz Don't Cry System requirements

PC / Windows

PC / Windows

  • Recommended:
  • Pentium III 1.2 GHz
  • 128 MB RAM
  • graphic card 64MB
  • 1 GB HDD
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