Valentine's Day Special – 13 Video Game Hotties We'd Take for a Date

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• Valentine's Day Special – 13 Video Game Hotties We'd Take for a Date
• Kratos (God Of War)
• Brynjolf (TES V: Skyrim)
• Arthur Morgan (Red Dead Redemption 2)
• 3rd Street Saints (Saints Row 3)
• Garrett (Thief)
• Corvo Attano (Dishonored)
• Marcus (Detroit: Become Human)
• Deacon St. John and his bike (days gone)
• Nathan Drake (Uncharted)
• Geralt of Rivia, but only with a beard (the Witcher 3)
• Ezio Auditore da Firenze (Assassin's Creed II)
• The Sim that you create yourself

3rd Street Saints (Saints Row 3)

Remember the scene from Saints Row 4, when some dude runs up to the President and shouts that he's his number one fan? Better believe if it was me, instead of a kick from Oleg, I would have got a rendezvous with the entire gang.

Think of all these possibilities! Helicopters, brawls – as half of my family says: Luda zurka, masks, clubs – but also a game of chess. And, above all, joy riding all I want, in any car I want. I have gold digger element, and I'm not ashamed of it!

A sense of security is important, but why not enter into a relationship will tear it down completely? Why not look into the mouth of the wolf, as Italians say (more about it later)? But I feel I should add: don't try to do this at home.

I almost forgot. Appearance is important: gang members cannot be older than thirty. Sex appeal is, in this case, secondary.

Why polyamory? Why the hell not?!